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[echoes of eleven blowing up cybermen to get information in the distance]

People who don’t love Nine are the dumbest.

People think that Nine is dark sullen and a killer. They’re wrong. Nine not dark. He’s light and happy and in love. He wear a leather jacket and is the closest Doctor the the Time War but he is not dark. He is a light person who is fighting his dark past. He knows what he’s done and is fighting to write his wrongs. He just wants everyone to live.

Eleven on the other hand is the exact opposite. People think he’s a puppy in a fez. They’re wrong. He is not happy and joyful. He’s careless. He is having adventures while ruining lives and killing people. He is the man who forgets. He has forgotten the pain he felt after what he did and now is so comfortable killing.

He doesn’t remember Nine. Nine, the Doctor with depression. Nine, the Doctor who fell in love with an nineteen year old shop girl who didn’t need a magic back story to be special. Nine, the Doctor who went and saved his friends without killing. Nine, the Doctor who chose to lose instead of causing loss.

Nine chooses to give up being a god. Eleven pretends he is a god. Nine would make a merciful god. Eleven acts like a vengeful god. Nine is a puppy in a leather jacket. Eleven is a a killer in a fez.

And the saddest thing is, it’s not even Eleven’s fault - poor Matt Smith tried everything, everything, he could to portray Moffat’s psychopathic God killer as a puppy in a fez but with the weight of the galaxy on his shoulders. But bad writing is bad writing.

I once would have said Eleven was my favourite Doctor. But that just isn’t true anymore, and it breaks my heart. And it isn’t Ten either, who was selfish and cocky and didn’t treat his companions well. Eleven is my first Doctor, and Ten is fun to watch on occasion… but Nine? Nine is my favourite Doctor. Nine is the Doctor who carries the weight of the war on his shoulders, and Christopher Eccleston is a magnificent man.

Don’t skip Nine. He is one of the most underrated, and best, Doctors of all time.


so it’s 6 am here and I heard the blinds from the next window rattling. I didn’t think much of it until I heard something bump into my window; so I turned around, and


and another thing:image

I live on the second floor.





reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it


i hate it when people shit on others’ excitement. like “hey! i got a new computer!” “that’s nice, but mine’s better” or “hey! i finally killed that guy that’s been bugging me for weeks!” “what the fuck i’m calling the police” unbelievable.


my pet peeve is when someone ignores you

like if we have a problem then let’s fucking address it

What is love? baby, don’t hurt me


I think I found one of my favourite panels of Homestuck


Vriska is screaming at Hussie

John, Aranea, and Meenah all have no idea why she’s screaming or who it’s directed at

And Aradia is just



I love everything happening here


My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace


My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace